Fri, 26 December 2008
HAPPY NEW YEAR! Happy New Year, everybody. Yisrael Chazaka could be a party of choice It's still raining Kassams down south Two Thumbs Up for "Angels In America". I know....we're late |
Fri, 19 December 2008
WE NEED A MIRACLE! Its hard all over and Fonzie's scheming isn't helping! Labor preaches safe sex! and other ridiculous campaign tactics. No more ceasefire. Hey the media and the politicians said there was one. Have they ever lied to us before?! Oh who are they kidding. Why us thats who! We disagree on the fundamental way to change the dynamic in Gaza and we do what we do best when we disagree. How do you say lawsuit in Russian? A tragedy this week as 24 Russian tourists are killed in a bus crash. Happy Chanukah, Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to all you guys!
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Sat, 13 December 2008
ONE FISH TWO FISH Carol may once again be stylish as The Gap and H&M will be coming to Israel. It's the election stupid! Everything you've ever wanted to know about Israeli politics and some things you'll wish you didn't. And no the Governor of Illinois did not get his political start in Israel!
An example of how to correctly use the Israeli phrase "I'll show him from where the fish pisses- |
Fri, 5 December 2008
THE FIRST ANNUAL REALLY BIG MEAL DAY Charley is declared the funniest comedian in Israel! Sam gets an Italian cat. The House of contention- no it is not our house! Flames in Hebron and inflammatory language in the studio as we talk about the anti zionist radical right in Hebron. Eviction or evacuation- you say tomato.....
Election 2009 A fair and balanced discussion- no really! Special thanks to @ Rachky for the cornbread recipe! |
Fri, 28 November 2008
YES WE CAN! Charley sticks to his guns and his mission to Stop Shas one facebook member at a time. Shas in the mean time gives him plenty of ammunition as Rabbi Yosef once again shows how dangerous he can be to Israeli society. Madness in Mubai has us glued to the TV The UN had a party and we were NOT invited. Jerusalem returns to the zionists! Bibi tries dazzling the public with the rock stars of Israeli politics. And tomorrow November 29th is the day we made it on the map! Take that Ahmadinejad! |
Fri, 21 November 2008
STOP SHAS! I blame Obama! Check out Charley's new facebook group here. Stop Shas! This weeks poll has Bibi on top of Tzipi...;-)! Just say no to Durban II Are the patriarchs rolling over in their graves at the events in Hebron? No divine inspiration for Shas as they steal Obama's campaign slogan. Have a great week you guys! |
Sat, 15 November 2008
THE 64 CRAYOLA CRAYON QUESTION? If Meretz is the new Labor Party then is Labor the new Likud? Where will the madness end? Another member of Shas gets the Go Directly to Jail card for fraud. Hope remains eternal in Jerusalem. Nir Barkat wins the election. Can he save the city? Hamas breaks the ceasefire. No options to renew included in the lease at this time. Olmert tries to ruin Kadima and Livni. Can someone please arrest him already?,p> Gilad Shalit forced to wait till February. Shame on all who can fight for him but do not. Good by to the visiting Warady Tribe. It was a blast! |
Fri, 7 November 2008
CELEBRATE GOOD TIMES COME ON! The world celebrates Obama. However not as much as the Warady clan! Late night to early morning crazy insomnia fun was had by all. After catching up on sleep we continue to party with the family. I can't believe how much I have been eating. Jews and food...who would have thought! Thunder and lightning in the White House. How will our election look? Lots of advice from our panel of experts! The cease fire has been broken. Anyone got any super glue or masking tape handy? We remember Rabin. CONGRATULATIONS AMERICA! You are again the place where anything is possible! |
Fri, 31 October 2008
ROCK THE VOTE AND VOTE FOR OBAMA! Shas wants to know what it can do for you! The Taxpayers revolt coming to the knesset nearest you! Porush wants secular Jews in Jerusalem. Actually just their money. The left's Jerusalem conundrum. Barkat or Porush? They should just all VOTE FOR OBAMA! Don't forget to check Charley out on the web election eve. AND VOTE FOR OBAMA. OBAMA- HE IS GOOD FOR THE JEWS and all of America! Happy Halloween. Eat plenty of candy and VOTE FOR OBAMA! |
Sat, 25 October 2008
MURDER AND MAYHEM Murder/suicide case grabs the nations attention. People want to know why. Nasrallah eats some bad hummus and he who should not be named will not be named anymore. How many saints are needed to go marching in? Shas is officially in bed with Netanyahu. And I thought they were against gay marriage! Our family is in town! Let the merry making and mayhem commence! |






