Happy New Year!!

It's that time again. Rosh Hashanah and 3 days of stores being closed. Can we survive?

Speaking of food...Tzur Hadassah has a supermarket!

Hamas is doing its best to kill people and peace possibilities

Ovadia Yosef espousing his stupidity once again

And please donate to the Kindle Fund on the right hand side of this page!

Technical Difficulties

Sorry about the late post. 

Dog Days of Summer

Weather? What weather?

Ir HaBira or Jerusalem Beer Festival!

We're #22! We're #22!

Are you facebook stupid?

And of course Benji comes AFTER the show is over!

Don't forget kindle mania! Donate please!

A Kindle In The Wind

Step into The Lion's Den, the one on Yoel Salomon Street in Jerusalem!

Lebanon in 3 parts- the movie, rights for Palestinian refugees and Hezbollah using the Blame Israel card!

Rabbi:1  GoKarts:0

Lies and video tape, sorry no sex!

Who's afraid of a few Reform Jews? Rabbi Amar!

Which of the seven dwarfs best describes Charley today?

Thanks Mothy John, Gail, Redboy and Amy for joining us today!

We're havin a heat wave!

Dawson gets married! Is Joey jealous?

Old Navy are you ready?

If a tree is trimmed on the border does Hezbollah hear it?

ill Jordan condemn rocket fire now? Iran plays with it's marrionettes.

Did we mention how hot it is or how cool we'd be if we had a kindle?

The Kindle Kwest

Breaking News: Deputy Mayor of Jerusalem caught in affair with a donkey! As usual, the Mayor of Jerusalem is unavailable for comment. 

Would you like some mortars with your rocket? Grad rocket hits Ashkelon.

How do teachers fail a basic knowledge test?

The 8th happiest place in the world! Well at times it is kinda like Disney World!

Evidently Doctors Without Borders has borders!Poor PM Harriri- Can't live with them Can't live without them

Under the definition of soulmates are pictures of Abbas and Netanyahu!

ISRAELISMS KINDLE FUND !

Who's In Charge?

We don't need no stinkin show notes!

From Emek Refaim to the Malka Mall people piss us off!

We talk about converting and we don't mean Uncle Ben's Converted Rice!

When is a new mall and a five star hotel part of a humanitarian crisis? When it's in Gaza of course!

There was no refudiating during this podcast!

Charley's List

It's tool time with Charley!

How's the duty free at El Arish?

The fox is guarding the Haredi school hen house!

When is reading the Torah and praying something you should be ashamed of?

Will there be something Rotten in the State of Israel?

Vituperative!

#140 Conference Round Up- its just like being there!

Bibi's in the (white) house!

Does Hussein make you nervous?

Mutual respect in Sderot? 

Free Gilad Shalit! Get the Hamas prisoners out of their air conditioned jail cells and back to Gaza!

THE OSBOURNE'S

Reality podcasting like you've never seen/heard it before!

Survey says voters are tired of the Haredi/Ultra Orthodox parties.

White nights in Tel Aviv!

Red Hot Chili Peppers!

The World Cup is holding up flotilla aid to Israel.

What did Sam tell Charley after the show? Stay tuned for next weeks episode!

Read My Blog!

It was a quiet week in Israel for a change. Mondial and French Toast bagels!

Who wants to know what Ahmadinejad had for breakfast?

Everything that Bibi did not speak about!

Gilad Shalit has spent 4 years at the mercy of Hamas. That's 3 years and 364 days too many!

Reminder: Read my blog at hashtagisrael.wordpress.com

Teach Your Children Well

Elton John shows them how it's done!

Shas no longer for the Sepharidim.

110,000 Haredim protest in favor of segregation.

Where did Bibi go?

Where is the humanitarian aid for Gilad Shalit held captive by Hamas in Gaza for four years now?

GOOOOOOOOOOAL!!

Thank God for the World Cup!

Yair Lapid needs to cool off!

When is a picture not worth a thousand words? When it's from Reuters!

The definition of don't ask, don't tell = Acting PM Moshe Ya'allon and The Gang of Seven!

The truth just got its pants on! Video and testimony jive with IDF version of events.

Gay Pride in Tel Aviv. Madrid forgot about Gay Pride in favor of anti Israel prejudice.

ROOT BEER FLOTILLA

Presenting The Flotilla Choir singing "We Con the World" for your amusement!

What the heck really happened?

How did it happen?

Who is to blame and who is NOT to blame?

Where was Israel's Minister of Information while all of this was happening? 

Why isn't Yair Lapid going into politics?

All these questions and you actually believe we have the answers? Of course we do! Now where is the ice cream for my flotilla?!!!

OOOPS!!!!!

ROTFLMAO! I forgot to post the show! Reason? Watched the finale of American Idol right after doing the show. Too busy celebrating Lee's win I guess. Brain FAIL!!

ENJOY THE SHOW!

I Used To Be Disgusted But Now I Try To Be Amused

Can you have too many cheesecakes?

Elvis has left the building. 

Chomsky- no laws against morons.

Abu Tir advertises for L'Oreal hair color! Don't hate him because he looks stupid!

A moderate terrorist is still a terrorist!

HAPPY JERUSALEM DAY!

The Bar Rafaeli Affair and it's not with Leo!

My Two Dad's and An Intolerant Judge.

Who's afraid of the Haredim? The prosecutor's office for one.

What do Iran, Syria, Hezbollah and our MK's have in common? One stupid move from any of them and we'll be naming a new war.

What gag order?

SO YOU SAY YOU WANNA  REVOLUTION

Tell me again, why did we copy the British form of government?

Abbas and Bibi are a match made in bizzaro world heaven!

How do 2.6 kids support 6.9 kids? or What is it exactly we want from the Haredim?

The very relevant truth about Goldstone. Kharma just took a bite out of his keister!

Women empowered. They get to play football...in lingerie! Charley discovers America!

WHO GIVES A TOSS?

Do you take your coffee with Humus or black?

The miracle of the Maytag Washing machine!

Activists decide there is no free speech for Israeli's in the UK.

Israeli Arab MK's- What are they good for?-Absolutely nothing!

All we are saying Abbas, is give Fayyad a chance!

Judge the joke not the politician!

And remember-Giraffes can't yawn!

SAM I AM

Samantha joins us from the north country.

We get buzzed or at least our house does by the IAF on Memorial Day!

Hey who let in the Reform Rabbi?!

Seal or a seal will be in Tel Aviv in July. Stay tuned to find out which!

The White House staff suffers from Jerusalem Syndrome.

See what happens when Wyle E Coyote gets a hold of a Katyusha rocket!

And buy a bag and read the blog of The Totebag Chronicles !

HAPPY 4TH OF JULY!!

Sad Memorial Day...but Happy Independence Day!

Shopping in a Hangar

Ice skating in Eilat

Terrorist Blvd. in Ramallah

And when in doubt...blame Olmert. He probably did it.

SCANDALOUS!

Evidently Jim Gaffigan has met Arielle!

Name that street! I can name the street in the PA within 5 terrorist names!

Dinner with Fatah and Hamas. Food fight?

The Holyland Mafia, of course they're all friends of former PM Olmert!

Tongues are wagging as the court of public opinion gets to hear about Anat Kam. 

Holocaust Remembrance Day in Israel April 12th.

It's Not A Name...It's A Label

Passover's almost over...but Happy Easter!

Charley's show is sold out...well...Jim Gaffigan's show is sold out

Prayers at The Kotel

Politics...politics...politics

I Know You Are, But What Am I?!

The correct response to Charley's statement "You're wrong!" See above!!

Rain rain go away and fill the Kinneret another day!

Who you callin; Rabbi? Will this be the next coalition crisis?

The Brits know how to carry a grudge!

Deputy Minister Litzman is a dead head!

If there was no war in 1967 where would the Palestinians be today? Now it's your turn.

MARCH MADNESS

Charley is mad and he's gonna have to take it for a lot longer!

Eli Yishai put out the bait and the White House bit!

Not everything in Jerusalem is actually in East Jerusalem.

Haaretz fudges the numbers a bit and changes its headline a lot!

Do we learn from history and use it or do we set it aside to try and make new history? 

IT'S HOW YOU PLAY THE GAME

Do you have a funny bone?

H&M is here and suddenly we're stylish!

Bibi's still reading the playbook. Eli Yishai charged with unsportsman like behavior and Abbas steals second base!

How much is a refugee worth in todays market?

Denial, it's not just for the holocaust anymore!

Pesach is coming!

HERE GOES NOTHING OR SOMETHING

I kick it old school and solo!

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

Even the Kineret has a red line that can be crossed.

Turkey is singing a new tune "We Want You Back" by MJ

Come on over here Obama- Yes You Can!

Can I get some shrimps with my unkosher bus? 

A DEAD TERRORIST IS A GOOD THING

Mother nature is pissed at her children!

Arielle for Top Chef! Can you taste it?

Was Charley's life in danger?

J Street turns into a dead end street.

Syria is out of the closet and in Ahmadinejad's arms!

Get your hands off of my heritage and get your own!

And finally a little shmaltz with that red herring!

DUBAI OR NOT DUBAI!

Ancient tax unearthed! Needs to be reburied!

Now anyone with a Groucho mustache and glasses thinks they can do it! Hat tip to Aussie Dave from Israellycool!

Was it a group effort?

Like good scouts they are always prepared...with lightbulbs filled with paint of course!

The Rabbi Elon "affair" . 

WE LOVED THE CHAT! HANG OUT WITH US AGAIN NEXT WEEK!

Slowly Getting The Kinks Out

When is a parking lot just a parking lot?

I wanna retire when I'm 42. Ooops too late!

Charley, the lost Twilight vampire is in search of new blood!

Facts! What are they good for? Absolutely nothing! Sung to the tune of War What is it Good For? as sung by Desmond Travers!

Thanks so much for all the great chat! We love it!

WE COULDN'T BE WORSE!

What do Pat Boone, Mike Huckabee and Mike Tobin have in common?

Snow on Mount Hermon where it belongs!

Love means never having to say you're sorry unless you have to file a report with the UN.

From Italy with love! Next time bring some gelato!

Survey says! Pie charts and bar graphs tell us what the Israeli public thinks.

ISTREAM USTREAM WE ALL STREAM FOR ISRAELISMS!!

We get off to a bumpy start that turns into a rollercoaster!

We are joined by a chatty bunch! Our daughter Sam, Itamar, and Matt from The Redboy Podcast!join in the fun and chat with us! Join the chat room at our next podcast!

Omri Casspi is an All Star Rookie!

A Hamas leader lived violently and guess what? 

The Jets versus Sharks in an ultra orthodox throw down!

Dried fruit and nuts are on the menu!

Remember Gilad Shalit is still held by Hamas somewhere in Gaza.

FULL HOUSE

Is Yair Lapid the one? Can he save Zion?

Lebanon and Syria are on high alert? Because they want to invite Israel to a war?

Zippidy Do Da out does whats her name from CNN!

Teffilin Terrorist on a plane!

The politics of higher learning as only Israel can!

TURKEY POT PIE

Israel sends a field hospital and search &rescue teams to help with the devastation in Haiti. Haiti voted for the creation of the State of Israel in the famous UN vote in 1947.

Deputy Foreign Minister Ayalon ruins my vacation in Turkey

C'mon people now, lets get together. Stop Shas!

Extremists versus moderates. A fresh new way to frame the conflict.

Give us your best shot! Let us know what you think about the new video cast!

LIVE FROM ISRAEL ITS ISRAELISMS LIVE!

Hope you got to see how we make Israelisms magic! If you missed it click on this

Some Knesset members can't stand the truth... I mean satire!

Gaza border heats up as Israel gets ready to put a dome on it!

Is there such a thing as too much hummus?

Rahm Emanuel does his Ari Gold impression!

SAY IT ANY WAY YOU LIKE IT'S 2010!

Pizza and Dexter for your romantic New Year celebration!

What's the insubordination of your choice?

Mofaz pushes Charley's buttons.

We got the right guys!

Arab MK with Hamas on speed dial!

Have a wonderful year! Let it be the year we bring Gilad Shalit home!