NOW I KNOW MY ABC'S

Happy New Year almost. The preparations begin in the Warady household.

Carol promises to make amends to Charley for 28 years of suffering.

Vigilantes not wanted.

Sir Paul McCartney may have the answer to the hummus wars. Will he reveal his secret?

Are Shasniks afraid of Charley?

Are we crazy for getting up at 4am?

TO ALL OUR LISTENERS WE WISH A HAPPY HEALTHY NEW YEAR.

PRIMARY COLORS

Red would be the color of the faces of the polling companies who all got it wrong on the primary results. And the networks who couldn't wait fifteen minutes in their bid to outdo each other.

Green is for Shas because its the color of money. Well in the US at least!

Yellow is for Netanyahu and the Likud who want elections now under the premise of democracy and the fact they all have amnesia about Israeli history. They are afraid Tzipi just might put it all together. Instead they'll refer to her as a "girl" -tactics of scaredy cats.

Blue is for Tzipi! The true blue hope of a nation!

GENERAL HOSPITAL

Luke and Laura played by Charley and Carol go to the hospital so Luke (Charley) can have a CT scan. Laura (Carol) prays for a bout of amnesia. No McDreamies or McSteamies in this episode.

There's an opening on the psych ward for Ahmadenijad.

CSI:TEL AVIV The body of four year old Rose has been found.

Deri adds more spice to the pot that is the Jerusalem mayoral campaign but it could lead to food poisoning which means a trip to the ER and George Clooney doesn't work there anymore.

THE MUPPET SHOW

We left the sealed room this week and ventured out for a stroll in the Mamilla Mall and dinner at Dolphin Yam.

One thing leads to another as Sarkozy visits Damascus. We get to talk about Gilad Shalit, Hezbollah's threats, Iran and Gaza.

Not politics as usual as the race for mayor of Jerusalem heats up.

We provide the balance for Fox News as we talk about what we think of Palin and McCain.